Opened my email this morning and discovered that my new best friend ebay is looking out for me.
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Hello, would you like to take another look?
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We've picked this out for you
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Being from Maine, I'm not entirely ruling out the possibility that I'm in a Stephen King novel where I eventually discover that I'm being stalked by a squirrel who is emailing selfies to me. You have to admit, that's kind of what this looks like. It's weird enough to be one of his plot-lines.
Just gotta hope that I'm the main character.
