The upside is that I could look outside and fantasize about how quiet drowning would be.
On the second morning, we woke up at four in the morning to the sound of howling wind and rattling windows. Upon further investigation, it was not Tessa (as we assumed) but a massive storm front. By the time we reached the front room, a tidal pool was forming in front of the sliding glass doors and HAIL was pelting the windows. It's like Maine followed us here, in a warm and fuzzy Stephen King kind of a way.
Tessa was incredibly helpful, gathering towels, throwing them on the water, and giving her best Riverdance impression. The irony here, of course, is that Tessa is usually the primary cause of such disasters.
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Hilarious, the CIA reference. I think Helen could also be leveraged by the CIA and FBI. She could also out filibuster Ted Cruz which is a real feat
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