The Return of the Squirrel

Opened my email this morning and discovered that my new best friend ebay is looking out for me.

Hello, would you like to take another look?

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Being from Maine, I'm not entirely ruling out the possibility that I'm in a Stephen King novel where I eventually discover that I'm being stalked by a squirrel who is emailing selfies to me.  You have to admit, that's kind of what this looks like.  It's weird enough to be one of his plot-lines.

Just gotta hope that I'm the main character.